delladilly:

slattern:

i’m not prepared for adulthood

• what are taxes and how do you “do” them
• what is balancing a checkbook like do you just walk around with a checkbook on your head like in a posh finishing school to improve posture
• what if you just decided not to “do” your taxes…

contagonistlove:

“Let’s take this to the bedroom,” I say seductively as I pick up my laptop to so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.

HERE YOU GO ANON. 

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gorgeous-adonis:

help i’ve fallen for a fictional character and i can’t accept reality

radioboobs:

there is a light that never goes out and it’s called my laptop screen

literallyfuckyourself:

I got 99 problems and sexual frustration plays a huge part in all of them

gabrielesque:

it’s really hard to schedule life around tv

i’m thinking about cutting back

on life

nafhe:

“the fuck is this creep?” my favourite blogs muttered to themselves as my name appeared 10 consecutive times on their dash

what people say teenage years involve:

• partying
• sneaking out
• getting drunk

what mine involved:

• eating
• sleeping
• internet
• crying

Since I joined tumblr; 

misha-yousofine:

takingcareofsammy:

I’ve became

• More of a pervert
• More emotional
• More hungry
• More sexually frustrated 

leafuckingsarfati:

i hate myself but at the same time i’ve managed to convince myself that i’m the greatest person ever??

bbbarf:

I like sleeping because its like being dead without the commitment